After a very awesome chat I had with my buddy Yad, I wanted to try something he mentioned to me. Yad is always changing his game up, and his current style of game is NOT having any sexual talkâ€¦ and cutting the jokes. Now, people have been telling me to cut the jokes for yearsâ€¦. But the sexy flirtingâ€¦shit. I do that allllll the time. Anywaysâ€¦ letâ€™s keep this in mind.
So â€“ I Just had an instant date with a woman I can only describe as one of the hottest Iâ€™ve seen in months. Thereâ€™s not scale for this. Just, fucking, unreal. My heart actually skipped a beat and I was nervous. NERVous! Didnâ€™t stop me though, I was in like lightening!
She was wearing this tiny little â€œclubâ€ top with no bra. You can see the sides of her perfect breasts just bouncing around. Furthermore, you can see her absolutely PERFECT body. Stomachâ€¦ sidesâ€¦ flashing a bit. This was an outrageously sexy outfit. Like UN REAL!
She turns around
â€œDonâ€™t panic, itâ€™s not a robbery! â€¦. I donâ€™t have a weapon or anything!â€
At this point, the only thing I can think of is how ridiculously hot she is. I canâ€™t actually think/talk about anything so I just go with the flowâ€¦ I actually used one of the first EVER funny lines I ever came up with
â€œgod damn you are hot. Do you dress up like that to drive guys fucking crazy or what? I bet you cause accidents. I can see a guy driving his car, looking at you, and then smashign into a wall. I bet thatâ€™s happened. Youâ€™re a killer. How does that make you feel?â€
â€œIâ€™m not a killer!â€
â€œYea whatever. Youâ€™re a killer. Soâ€¦.. whatâ€™s your story?â€
And the I just went into comfort. COMFOOOOOrrrrrtttttttttt.
Sheâ€™s a model/dancer/music video girl + sheâ€™s done a year of law school
Holy fuck. Busy girl! I bust on her for it
After a couple mins sheâ€™s like â€œ need to go to the pharmacy, come with?â€
I say â€œSure, I got some time to kill anywaysâ€
She refused to tell me what she was looking for, so I was like â€œfemale condom huh? Thatâ€™s very responsible of you!â€ and sheâ€™s like â€œwhat, I didnâ€™t know those existed till just now!â€
We leave there and I say â€œletâ€™s go for a coffe!â€ .. there wasnâ€™t a coffee shop so I just said we should grab some juice from the shop and sit in the park. Park was closed but we found a stone thingy to sit on.
We sat there and I just build comfort like a motherfucker.
Just yap yap yap yap yap
I did my standard research â€“ guys hit on her all the time â€“ but usually from afar! Hahahaha. Fucking idiots. And, even if they come up to her they say shit like â€œhey sexyâ€ or other dumb shit. she said she just ignores them all. I asked her why she didnâ€™t ignore me and she said â€œyou were saying funny stuff!â€
I could tell you folks a lot about this girl.
Where she grew up
Why her childhood was fucked up just like mine (her parents didnâ€™t let her drink pop, or see moviesâ€¦ just like mine!)
That she loves singing/dancing/poetry
Sheâ€™s dating an older guy sheâ€™s about to break up with cuz heâ€™s too jealous/possessive
I told her she was cool, and how rare it was to find a girl whoâ€™s cool, hot, and smart. Said â€œYou ever meet a hot guy, and then he opens his mouth and you think UGH! what an idiot!â€ and she nodsâ€¦.. I HATE THAT! So glad that didnâ€™t happen with you!
I realized quick the Soporno stuff would be spot on â€¦.. I tell her about my views. Her eyes fucking lit up.Â LIT UP.Â After that we chat a bit more.. then I say â€œSoâ€¦ you and me are going to be palsâ€¦ AT LEAST!â€
She asks if I have a number, puts it in her phone and then dials me. Whoa! Thatâ€™s my move, lol.
Her BF is calling her, she doesnâ€™t pick but says she should go as she has a video to shoot the next morning (sheâ€™s said that when weâ€™d met alsoâ€¦ re-enforcing the hottest girls, donâ€™t go to clubs as they have to be UP in the morning)
Outside I lift her up and spin her around and tell her she weights nothingâ€¦ I say â€œthatâ€™s awesome, cuz I could throw you up and spin you around and youâ€™d land right on myâ€¦errâ€
She laughs. Ugh â€“ still making jokes. Sigh.
Anywhoâ€¦.. I bid her farewell.
Will I see her again? Iâ€™m curious to find out myself.Â Itâ€™s so weird not making flirty jokes. But Iâ€™m going to try it for a bit.
Thereâ€™s a difference I realized between being direct and making flirty jokes. They are separate altogether. More on this later, after more experimentation.
There is so much new info in my head. Iâ€™m seeing really what my sticking points are, and Iâ€™m really looking forward to working on them in the coming months. I got too comfortable as I had a couple of girls around meâ€¦ but itâ€™s time to take my game to the next level