Before I get to todayâ€™s blog entry, just a couple of funny things I did â€¦
Couple days ago on my bikeâ€¦ I just rode up to this hottie and was like â€œdamn, youâ€™re cute!â€
She says â€œthanksâ€
I says â€œWe gotta hook up. You got a boyfriend?â€
She says â€œunfortunately yes!â€
I says â€œok, fair enoughâ€
Simple I know. It was just cute how fucking to the point it was. And that I was on a bike. Itâ€™s always a bit funnier if youâ€™re on a bike.
Today, I was in the park playing frisbee. I threw it as this mother daughter set, saying the frisbee wanted me to talk to herâ€¦ they were walking off. Then I picked it up, and threw it at the daughter. It hit her in the back, and I was like â€œyou see? Itâ€™s fate. Donâ€™t fight itâ€
They didnâ€™t see the humour in it â€“ but I did.
I texted the SHB actress/model girl from last week today, inviting her to comedy. She called me on the phone. We talked for a bit. IT was alright, I get her go after 7.5 mins. She was excited about coming to the gig. Cool.
She comes along. Sheâ€™s looking smoking, wearing some tight shit that shows everything off â€“ same as last time. So much for her â€œoh, I was just coming from the gymâ€ story. She always wears that shit.
ANywho I do my set, itâ€™s all good. After I say to her â€œletâ€™s go upstairs for a chatâ€
We go up and start talking. Itâ€™s quite boring. She mainly talks about herself. Same couple of topics it seemsâ€¦. We were going deeper than this the other day, but I was making an effort. Iâ€™m really thinking is how hot she is and how much I want to bone her. Fuck sheâ€™s hot. Itâ€™s really difficult not to like at her perfect breasts/absâ€¦â€¦ Iâ€™m an ab man. Itâ€™s really sick. Now I know sheâ€™s got a BF. But she came out just for me, sheâ€™s here, and thatâ€™s gotta mean sheâ€™s into it. Iâ€™m planning on taking this conversation into mode one. Iâ€™m running through some david X style shit, but Iâ€™m thinking Iâ€™m just going to tell her whatâ€™s in my head, which was the fact that I couldnâ€™t focus on talking to her with her looking so fucking sexy. She was driving me crazy. I am â€“ literally â€“ opening my mouth to do this asâ€¦ guess who walks in?
HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!! HEâ€™s very nice and introduces himself etc. Then he needs to pop out to the cash machine. She says â€œI didnâ€™t know he was comingâ€ and Iâ€™m thinking â€œhow the fuck did he know you were here?â€
Anywho: long story short â€“ (as he said) theyâ€™re together all time. I can see the way he behaves around herâ€¦â€¦ she owns his ass. Nice guy though. Poor guy. Part of me wants to teach him game. Teach him game, and fuck his girlfriend. Nice. I wonâ€™t get into the dynamic between them but itâ€™s an interesting one. Mutually beneficial. Value exchange. Sheâ€™s not really into him, and I donâ€™t think heâ€™s ever really that into her â€“ she is smoooooking hot though. I guess thatâ€™s enough.
Ah well. This other girl showed up too, my friends kept her distracted. Once the shb left, I chatted to the other girl a bit. This is the girl I mucked about with, who Iâ€™d said â€œjust come over for sexâ€ to. I made it clear. She asked when I was performing tho so I though what the fuck. She was being too weird though so I didnâ€™t even want to pump her. Maybe I could have. I donâ€™t really care. But â€“ once again â€“ I tell my pals Iâ€™ll meet â€˜em in a second. Iâ€™m just about to say â€œlook, Iâ€™m only interesting in fucking you â€“ thatâ€™s allâ€ and her bus comes, and she runs to get it.
I just canâ€™t get any direct shit out tonight. Ah well. The experiment shall go forth. Iâ€™m going to send some direct ass texts to women in phone. Also, this weekend sarging â€“ itâ€™s going to be interesting hehe.