It’s going to suck.
I’m always looking for the biggest, fattest woman to give me a Thai Massage. I want a woman that can DESTROY me!
If she can’t beat me up, I don’t want her touching me. Period.
It’s really quite the opposite of pickup! There I want the cutest, skinniest little thing.
I Had a massage by a woman I WOULD sleep with once in Thailand – worst massage ever. Just DONT DO IT! I was so disappointed I almost punched her in the face. Almost.
I’ve also noticed my standards change when I’m outside “The West”
I’m a picky eater – Normally I walk into a restaurant and I’m like “Do you have gluten free products? Is this Organic? Are these eggs free range?”
After being in Thailand a few weeks my questions have changed dramatically:
“Do you have toilet paper?” “Is it IN the toilet?” “Do you have a toilet?” “Do you have a toilet I can sit on?”
Funny how your priorities change…..
I’m doing Stand-up comedy tomorrow Wed 19th, in Chian Mai, Thailand, at “The Tea Tree Cafe” Moon Muang Soi 6 (across SOMPET market, upstairs) at 7.30pm….. I’m probably going to talk about this all then. If you know anyone in Thailand, feel free to invite them!) ;)