Epic fail: Almost fought/fucked the same girl in one night!
So, Iâ€™d met a couple of girls at this event a couple of week back. One of â€˜em was really hot. We had a nice little chat, I got her number â€“ and she seemed pretty up for it. She said â€œCall me!â€ and I said I would. I found her later on and chatted to her a bit more, a she said â€œcall meâ€ again. I replied â€œYea I will. And I wonâ€™t wait 2 days to do it either. Thatâ€™s rubbish.Â In fact, Iâ€™m going to call you right now!!â€
So, as she went to the loo, I called her and left her a message. Something like â€œLook at this. I go the extra mile of calling you right away, not playing head games â€“ and lookit what youâ€™ve done. Youâ€™ve not picked up the phone. This is ridiculousâ€
Anywho: we texted a bit. Actually she was calling me a fair bit for a few days right afterâ€¦ I was trying to get her off the phone cuz I had shit to do! Also, we chatted on skype a bit. Then, I went to scotland for a bit, and met up with her when I got back. So it had been 2 weeks since Iâ€™d met her initially.
Our date was good and bad. Itâ€™s hard to explain. Itâ€™s like, we got along for the most part (good banter) but then we had these little power struggles. She was trying to get me to buy her drinks â€“ which I wasnâ€™t having any of.Â Thatâ€™s literally what caused most of the tension.Â I took her to this night, it was only 4pounds to get in. Beforehand, weâ€™re getting a drink. I didnâ€™t want anything but got a juice. So, I say â€œletâ€™s flip for it, itâ€™s fun!â€ and she looses and pays, begrudgingly.Â Then she says I should pay to get into the night cuz she got the drinks. Now, I donâ€™t want to be too stingy too ridgit with the whole â€œdonâ€™t spend money on girls thing â€œ, so I did pay our admission. No probs.Â Â But then during the break, sheâ€™s trying to get me to buy her an alchohoic drink â€“ when Iâ€™m not even drinking. Thatâ€™s not cool. AND she knows Iâ€™m taking her for a â€œtasty treatâ€ (fancy ice cream) after this. This makes it weird but I try brush it off.
After the show, weâ€™re walking to the bus stop to get to the ice cream place.Â Then, I bump into a guy I havenâ€™t seen in â€“ 2 years. Turns out a friend of mine Is just in the pub.Â I say to her â€œletâ€™s pop in for a moment so I can say hiâ€¦ like literally 2 minsâ€ and she says â€œIâ€™m only coming in if you buy me a pint!â€
At this point, Iâ€™m like â€“ what the fuck.Â I explain I donâ€™tâ€™ want to get stuck in this pub, that I want to take her to the ice cream placeâ€¦.. that I just want to say hi to this guy! She says ok you go ahead, Iâ€™ll wait her. I go in, give the guy a hug and come back out.
Then, she says my glasses are girl glasses and jokes that I just steal girlâ€™s glasses. Iâ€™m like â€œYepâ€ and the I take her glasses and put â€˜em in my pocket. She keeps asking for â€˜em but I didnâ€™t give â€˜em back. In the end she forgot about â€˜em â€“ as I knew she would. Muahah.
At the ice cream place, they are just closing â€“ but of course I joke around and get them to serve us anyways. We got to a bar afterwardsâ€¦ but itâ€™s closing soon (at 1230) and she says sheâ€™s freezeing.Â I say â€œthereâ€™s another one right next door letâ€™s see if itâ€™s open later?â€ but she says sheâ€™s too cold and says I should go and check it out myself. I though she was being a pain, but later she explained she was really cold.Â I say â€œok letâ€™s just stay hereâ€â€¦.. the whole fucking scenario was cold at this point. She said â€œyea we probably only need 30 mins!â€ as in the date would be over by then. I was thinking that too, but at the same time I was thinking â€œI can probably get you to come over in 30 minsâ€ lol
Anywho: Can you guess what I did in the 30 mins before the bar closed? Oh yea. Question game.Â We pretty much were talking sex within: 3 minutes? She was asking me ALL sex stuffâ€¦.. fantasies, what Iâ€™ve done, not done, all sorts. She was wellllll up for it.
It closed and we went outside â€“ and started arguing about me being stubborn and not looking for other bars because she was cold (I thought she was being a pain in the ass)
She actually said â€œIâ€™m walking this wayâ€ and walked off. She didnâ€™t look back!!! I thought it was over! At this point I decided to make a phone call. This is funny: This hot polish girl Iâ€™d met a few days before had called me FIVE TIMES that night. Fucking ridiculous. FIVE TIMES! (and send a text saying we should go for a picnic!) â€¦ I was just ignoring her.Â Iâ€™m guessing that was a hard core motherfucking booty call! Anyways, at 12:40am I rang the polish girl. If she wants to meet up, Iâ€™d rather go and see her than this fucking pain in the ass. I called, but no answer. Fuck it â€“ I run after the Pain in the ass. Iâ€™ll call her PITA girl! ha!
Somehow, I talk sense into her. I apologized for not recognizing that she was cold and just explained how I thought she was being a pain. Oh â€“ it doesnâ€™t help that she knew Iâ€™m a dating coach â€“ that had come up a couple of times as well! (argh!)
At this point, we look around for something else â€“ there was nothing. Just the fact that she wants to hang out is telling me she wants to hook up. We donâ€™t get along that way â€“ why the fuck else would she be hanging around?Â This is interesting â€“ Because she knows Iâ€™m quite confident (have been in my flirting with her etc) she knows she could get sex from me tonight.Â If I was shy etc, sheâ€™s have left for sure knowing I would never pull the trigger.
Anyways: We hung around outside this cafÃ© that was closing. I kept just flirting with her etc â€“ tired to kiss her and she didnâ€™t go for it. Itâ€™s obvious itâ€™s on though. She says â€œIâ€™m seeing this guy, itâ€™s going pretty well. I think heâ€™s going to ask me to be his girlfriend this weekendâ€ â€¦
Now, the old me would have taken this badly â€“ but I knew what she meant.Â I said â€œSo if weâ€™re going to hook up, it pretty much has to be tonight!â€ and she agreed.Â A few minutes later she says â€œSo, how far do you live from here?â€ â€¦ I say we should go to mine and something about a massage. She said â€œOk, Iâ€™ll come over for a massage, but Iâ€™m not promising anythingâ€ â€¦
We get back, I make some tea and put a candle and some music on in my room.Â I get her face downâ€¦. Clothes come off and I give her a hell of a massage. I must say, this girls body was one of the hottest Iâ€™ve EVER had my hands on. Like, perfect.Â Tight stomachâ€¦ribs just poking out a bit. So hot.Â Nice tight little breasts. Omg. When I actually started taking the massage sexy â€“ I was grindin up against her and grabbinâ€™ her boobs with a RAGING hard on. But, did I put a connie on and pump her? Oh no. I keep massaging herâ€¦ eventually fingering her and going down on her.Â I was eating her out for about 20 mins and she liked it, but it was really slow going. I said to her â€œMost girls would have come by nowâ€
Alright. Maybe it wasnâ€™t the best thing to say â€“ but this chick had issuessssssss.Â She literally dried up as I was fingering her â€“ and I could just tell she wasnâ€™t into it. Sheâ€™s moaning about how I think Iâ€™m sooo good because I said that, and how it put pressure on her, etc.Â It got really weird, and she just said she didnâ€™t want me touching her anymore. Eek. THAT was awkward.Â I was going to do a freeze out on her, but thereâ€™s nothing you can do after that. Also she said â€œI really like this guyâ€¦.â€
IT was done. I think I said â€œthis is awkwardâ€ and she said â€œWell, either we can sleep, or you can kick me outâ€ â€¦. And I said we should sleep.
In the morning, she pretty much just left and that was that.Â Â Well, thatâ€™s what happens when you bring home a girl strictly for sexâ€¦ who you have zero comfort with. In fact, we had negative comfort. We were kind of enemies, heheeh.Â Like, at least 3 times during the date I thought â€œfuck thisâ€ but then kept going.
Anywho: Yea, strange night. I still enjoyed parts of itâ€¦ but hated other parts.Â Given that a) I really wanted to hook up with her and b) this would have been my only opportunity to do so as she was about to go steady with another guy â€“ I did what I wanted to do. It just went fucking weird.
Interestingly enough â€“ when Iâ€™d met this girl initially, Iâ€™d considered something might be up with her.Â She was just, really up for it.Â More so than mostâ€¦ so for some reason I just thought maybe she was nuts.Â Maybe a girl really being up for it suggests she really likes sex â€“ or more likely, that she needs validation via sex from new men (which suggests inner game issues?) â€¦. But I really did think, when I met her â€œshe might be nutsâ€
Also, she was calling me a fair bit around that timeâ€¦ generally needyness in women kind of guys with mental instability. I think Iâ€™ve found that to be the case. I think girls believe it to be the case with use too.Â Think about it. Stalker guy keeps calling her? Probably nuts
Needyness = serious issues. I think I smelt it a mile away. Ah well, fuck it.