Alright alright, I know Iâ€™ve not been blogging but itâ€™s fucking near impossible. Iâ€™m flyering every day, trying to catch shows, and doing my comedy show each night.
Let me think whatâ€™s happened:
About 10 days ago, I made out with one older hottie (30) but it was clear she was emotionally unstable. She was latching on to me already â€“ decided to stay away from her. You meet someone, they are already venting on you â€“ not a good sigh. Same night, I bumped into one girl Iâ€™d met at my comedy gig.Â Girl was 21 and smoking hot. We were all over each other, but she was just in town 2 days and staying with a couple. She said she felt guilty coming with me, her first night staying with her friends. She was like â€œI wanna see you tomorrow!â€ but I knew that was the end of it when I left her that night. Close one thoughâ€¦..Â but no cigar.
Did a very simple approach on a girl a couple of days agoâ€¦ she seemed very keen and we met up.Â I went to meet her in this bar, but this other guy was hanging around trying to talk to her. Turns out itâ€™s an old friend of hersâ€¦ thought it was obvious he liked her. I couldnâ€™t really do anything with her standing next to himâ€¦ so I let them chat for about 2 mins as I spoke to my friend and then came in with â€œHey, I canâ€™t get to know you with your friends all over you â€“ youâ€™re too popular! I canâ€™t stay long anyways, can I steal you for 10 minutes?â€ and sheâ€™ s like â€œSureâ€ and then I totally kidnapped he for like an hour. The other guy just left and he got pissed she never came back. Awwww. Sorry buddy.
Anywho: We had a great talkâ€¦. Girl seems pretty cool, and pretty open about sexual stuff etc. Sheâ€™s been with a fair number of guys and seems to just OK about sex. Girls got some serious past issues, but acted like she was all good now. I had her laughing about â€˜em in no time. Was apparent nothing was going to happen that night, but I thought hey its all good. She seemed pretty cool, and is very hot, and tall. Like, 6 foot!
Yay! When she tells me she hasnâ€™t gotten laid since June, Â and that guys almost never approach her. I tell her itâ€™s because sheâ€™s very hot, and tall, and most guys are scared. Another perfect example of when game trumps allâ€¦. You approach, you have a massive shot just because youâ€™ve met her. Boom! Just the fact that sheâ€™s not getting approached in the day = she thinks youâ€™re the man. Plus, thereâ€™s not a lot of â€œup frontâ€ guys around her â€“ this type of girl just has lots of â€œorbiterâ€ friends â€¦ and we know how far those gets get. Nowhere.
We hung out a long while, and then I let her go off with my friends. I did suggest she come along with me but it wasnâ€™t going to happen that night. She agrees to meet up the next day.
What makes this night weirder is that hot/crazy girl from London Iâ€™d almost hooked up with texted me earlier saying sheâ€™d been in a big fight with her BF and she didnâ€™t know where she was staying. This was weirdâ€¦ I wasnâ€™t sure if it was a booty call, or a revenge booty call against her BF, or really she didnâ€™t know anyone in the city. I texted her saying she could crash if she needed to.. thinking Iâ€™d judge the situation as It developed.
Turned out it was all ok and she didnâ€™t need to come round. Would have been weird/interestingâ€¦.
I meet her and we hang a bit, but sheâ€™s off to meet some pals. I let her go and do my own thing â€“ but sheâ€™d suggested I come meet her after to walk her home.Â I met her afterwords. She was kinda drunk and takin forever to leave.
She was immediately hostile/defensive when we left the building
â€œYou donâ€™tâ€™ have to walk me home. Iâ€™ll be fineâ€
I asked her whatâ€™s wrong and she said I was acting impatient. I wasâ€¦ she was taking ages saying by to her friends.
I said no, just that Iâ€™m hungry and I wanted to walk her home. Sheâ€™s like â€œyou donâ€™t have to do it if itâ€™s like a choreâ€ and I said â€œno, Iâ€™m here because I wanted to walk you home, and thatâ€™s what Iâ€™m doing!â€
So, at the fork in the road, she says â€œweâ€™ll go via your houseâ€ and weâ€™re talking to mine. After a while we get to another fork in the road and sheâ€™s like â€œwell, Iâ€™m that way so, I guses Iâ€™ll go homeâ€
But, then she wouldnâ€™t go, sheâ€™d just stand there, and start giving me LMR right on the street. Seriously. On the street
â€œLook, Iâ€™m not your typeâ€
â€œListen, Iâ€™ve got nothing to offer you, you just like this (pointing to her face)â€
â€œI canâ€™t have normal relationships with guys, thatâ€™s why Iâ€™ve been single for so longâ€
Just shitloads of stuff. Ah, and then some more shit testing.
â€œWhy do you like me?â€
â€œWhat do you want from me?â€
I said (and this was quite smoothe) â€œWhat do I want? I want to sit you down next to that tree, and have a big ass picnic with crackers and cheese and humous, with olive oil and feta cheese, and rub your shoulders and chat with you all nightâ€¦. (pauseâ€¦) she smilesâ€¦
â€œBut thereâ€™s not crackers, or humous, and itâ€™s cold, and lateâ€¦. So it wouldnâ€™t work. But thatâ€™s what I wantâ€¦â€¦(pause) â€¦. Heyâ€¦. Letâ€™s go back to my place. I have some food, and itâ€™s warm, and I could still give you a massageâ€
She says â€œyea okâ€
We grab a cab to mine. And then, it was just a shit storm. I donâ€™t even want to go into it. Serious issues.
BAsiacally there was no problem giving her a massage, but anything past that was a problem
â€œI donâ€™t like my bodyâ€
â€œI donâ€™t feel comfortableâ€
â€œI donâ€™t like sexâ€
â€œIâ€™m not hornyâ€
Blah blah. I think she actually believe some of the stuff she was saying
Ah â€“ she was super skinny and refused to eat a muffin, saying sheâ€™d eaten some cake the day before. I suspect she was an anorexic, to top it all off. Poor girl. she was totally in her head the whole time, worried about stuff, thinking. She just couldnâ€™t let go. She told me this was her problem. I tried coaching her a bit but wasnâ€™t much I could do in a short time.
We fooled around a bit but nothing much happened. She talked a bit of shit about how great at head she was, but wouldnâ€™t show me. In the morning she said â€œshame, I like morning sexâ€
Her lossâ€¦ but fuckâ€¦. Whatâ€™s with all the chicks with massive issues? What the fuck is going on? Where are these girls coming from? Am I a â€œcrazy magnet?â€
Where are the normal girls?
Anywho: speaking to her later she said â€œIâ€™m normal, except when it comes to sex, then Iâ€™m fucked upâ€
A day after this, I met up again with the â€œackward girlâ€ â€¦ the one I almost hooked up with in London.â€¦ sheâ€™s on her way back to london, but seemingly wants to hook up. Sheâ€™s one of those girls that just has to be dating/fucking someone all the time. Like she literally broke up with her BF, and texted me THAT dayâ€¦. Thatâ€™s not a good sign. Emotionally dependant I guess? Has anyone had experience with this type of girl before? Itâ€™s strange, itâ€™s like sheâ€™s a PUA tooâ€¦. She had no problem hooking up with me, right before becoming â€œofficialâ€ with her BF a few weeks ago. (though it all went tits up)
Donâ€™t know if I should see her reallyâ€¦ ugh.
Anywho: This last month Iâ€™ve just been way too busy to really try and follow up with any girls. It just wasnâ€™t a priority. Gay. I know. Gay.
Possibly, Iâ€™ve lined up a girl or two for when I get back to London.Â I have been too busy to even text/facebook these girls properly. Iâ€™ve just been doing â€œyeh hereâ€™s my numberâ€ or â€œadd me onlineâ€ and look me up some time!
Itâ€™s kind of liberating â€“ I donâ€™t have to worry about shit. I donâ€™t even remember most of the girls I say this too. Who cares? Iâ€™ll care more next week when Iâ€™m back in London. Right nowâ€¦ seriously â€¦ who gives a shit.
Something might happen this last weekend though.. you never know.Â Bit depressing to think I did a 3 week comedy festival and just got a hand job. Ha. Â If anyoneâ€™s in Edinburgh, Iâ€™m doing a mini lair talk on this Saturdayâ€¦. If you know some guys that could use a kick in the ass, have them drop me a line.
I promise to start blogging regularly again when I get back to London.
Shit – it seems that girls just weren’t a priority in my life this month. It was sort of take’em or leave ’em. OMG! Am I turning into a normal person? Is this the end of SashaPua? Or I’ll be back on it next month?
Time will tell. Place your bets fuckers! hehe