…

K I just called him back……  I actually opened him with “Look, i’m not hitting on you or anything but… I’m a big fan!” and he was like “you would be so lucky” …… Anywho it cut out and i called back and said “the internet in england sucks!!!” ….. So I’m going to give him a bell when I’m at someone’s house that doesn’t have shitty ass internet.

But here’s the point – Does anyone have any questions they’d like me to ask DAvid? This guy’s awesome – I’m really a huge fan.  I’ve got some good ones already – but if anyone has anything really funny or interesting they’d like to ask – now is the fucking time to put it up!

In a starbucks, I chatted up this hot Russian who was sitting with her friend. The friend was UBER boring. She didn’t say a word, or get any jokes. But, I was online so I added the russian to my FB. I just said I wanted to practice my Russian … a language exchange as she was learning english. No idea if she’s single etc…. We’ll see.

Next one was a 90 second pickup… I was on my way to a dancing class when this girl gave me a big smile. I turned right around and went direct. She was very open and fun… and single! I say we should get a coffee, and she says tea. I say coffee was a euphamism for tea. I give her my card and tell her to add me on Facebook. We’ll see.

Then, At dancing there were a couple of cuties. One Irish girl had some kick… she had the chat! I got her number and will give her a text and a call tomorrow.  There were a few cuties there but… I decided I was just going to go for the one I’m into the most. I can’t really be bothered trying to get every hotties number. Too much effort. But this was the one I wanted the most based on our chat. I also met this fucking awesome women in her 60’s who’s into the reincarnation and shit. She told me some insane stuff that… really belongs in a separate blog!

Just checked my facebook – these hot 16 year olds added me that I’d met in Topshop. I didn’t think they would. I’m going to stay away from them..hehe.  Actually, this one 17 year old I spoke to was super fun and super hot…. I told her to add me and that I’d hit on her when she turned 18 and she was down with that. Ugh.

The french girl from the party flaked – she texted saying she’d met someone else. That’s total BS – it’s just buyer’s remorse. I escalated too quickly at the party and now she feels like a ho. Had I just got her number it would all have been ok. Ah well.  Why don’t I stick to my own rules? Sigh. Once again the “game” told me I should try fuck her at the party. What a douche I am.

Also – I went on a date with this girl I’d picked up around 2 years ago in Hoxton. She was always too busy to meet up back then… and had already flaked once a few weeks back. But, she always seemed happy to chat online, so I figured she was just busy. Anyways, it started off a bit slow but the questions game got things going. She’s cute … but older than I’d like (32) … amazing body tho. I tried to go for it and her only objection was “I’m flying to the middle east Tomorrow” but she seemed up for it otherwise.  We’ll see.

Yea, I know. I’m saying “we’ll see” a lot. But, you have to be stoic when it comes to women. Otherwise you’ll go nuts. There’s this great story I recounted to my buddy the other night – it was in eckheart tolle’s a new earth. It went like this.

There’s this guy, a wise man.  He wins the lottery. All his friends and neighbours come around him and are like “you won the lottery… you’re so lucky!” and he replies “We’ll see….”

Then a few days later, he goes to collect the money for his winning ticket, and he gets hit by a car. Both his legs are broken… all his friends etc gather around and they’re all saying “Oh my god… if you hadn’t won that ticket, you never would have been hit by that car… shit you’re so unlucky” and he says “We’ll see” …

Then a week later while he’s still in the hospital, there’s a terrible construction accident near his house. A crane went out of control and completely destroyed his house. Had he been at home and not at the hospital, he’s have been killed instantly

Once again all his friends etc say to him “oh my god, good thing you got into that accident….. if you were at home you would have died!! You’re so lucky!!” … and once again the wise man replied… “we’ll see”

WE’LL SEE – my new philosophy so as to not loose my mind. It’s good!

Having fun – the long term solution so successful gaming.

There’s one key element that seems to missing from the lives of most of the guys I meet. It’s an element that’s so fundamental to our very existence – I find it truly amazing it could be missing from anyone’s game – and even more so, out of their lives. That element, my friends – is HAVING FUN!

That’s right…. Fun! Think back: It’s probably your earliest memory – and your best!

Your whole life revolved around it for probably 20 years or so from age 2 onwards. (0-2 you were likely having fun, but not on purpose as you were too busy pissing and shitting yourself)

Heck – I’ve been going from age 2 to now…. And I don’t plan on stopping any time soon. So – the questions is – what’s happened that stops people from having fun? The answer is…. life happened! That’s right! Making friends, getting into uni, getting a job, earning the rent, getting debt, paying off debt, getting fired, buying a house, and so on and so forth.

So what happened? Life happened.

And amazingly – along with your libido – slowly having a good time goes out the window!  And amazingly – most peoplelet it go!

Well, fuck that!

Every time I leave the house, my goal isn’t to pick up girls. I’ve got a life.  My goal is to have fun.  My mindset when I leave the house is one of playful curiosity, and merriment. My goal, if any – is to entertain myself above all others.  It’s not even a goal – it’s a way of being. It really is that simple. I’m out to enjoy myself. Whether out on my own, or with friends. Our goal is the pure amusement of our own group – and anyone else who decides to come along for the ride.

I’ve actually noticed that If I could out there with the attitude that I’m going to “Pick up chicks” I usually don’t do as well as if I go out seeking to merely entertain myself   For a multitude of reasons you’re much more likely to success if you’re going about your daily life and approaching when you are truly compelled to do so.

First of all, some women can tell if you’re an approach machine!

That’s right! If you’re just approaching everything and anything while “out sarging” you may indeed get into a pretty smooth chatty state, which can be advantageous, to a point. However, women can sense if this is something you do often. Also, they can feel if you’ve got a “goal” while chatting to them. On a couple of occasions I’ve had women ask me “How often do you do this?” …. Though I’m sure many more women have thought this than have actually verbalized it.

Furthermore, I find when I’m out with the goal of picking up, the quality of girls I approach goes down.  This means, the passion and energy you put into each set will also go down. Almost as if by magic, women can tell how interested in them a guy really is. If you’re just “going through the motions” they’ll know and dismiss you out of hand.  I don’t know how they do it, but they do!

I’ve got certain “Fun” based principles I’ve learned to follow inherently so as to increase my chances of meeting a fantastic girl. These are:

• Approach out of a genuine need to express yourself, and from a place of curiosity, fun, and love.

• Smile. Always be smiling when you approach anybody, for anything. This shows that you are friendly, having fun – and that you’re not a threat. This is a universal rule and applies to meeting all people, in all situations.

• Offer value in the form of fun. This can be a friendly chat, a well timed compliment – or an entertaining (or enlightening) story! I make girls smile because it makes me feel good…. Not because I want something from them!

• Assume everyone is friendly initially, and behave as such. If someone doesn’t want to chat, they’ll let you know.

Most guys are too busy worrying whether they can “get somewhere” with the girls, that this usually gets in the way of having any success. If you change your goal to HAVING FUN instead of trying to get laid – you will actually massively increase your chances of both – and drastically reduce any nights you might look back on as unsuccessful. How can you ever not succeed if your goal was merely your own self amusement? How can you ever see any interaction as a rejection if you were only trying to spread the joy of “fun?”

Furthermore: If your goal is to have fun – YOU will never be rejected.  It’s impossible for a woman to reject fun – and if she does, what the hell do you want with her anyways? By opening up with something fun, original, and whacky, not only are you being completely original – you’ll find yourself hooking up with the kind of girl that you want! The beauty of my approach is, I’m automatically qualifying for the type of women I’m looking for!

So what do I do when I’m out there entertaining myself? Anything and everything

I’ll do silly shit.  I’ll exaggerate, presume, misunderstand. I’ll joke, bump into – pretend steal. I’ll use cheesy pick up lines – hit on men.  Absolutely anything that’s ridiculous, outrageous, out of the ordinary. Now, I’m not saying this stuff is for anyone.

You may not want to scare the shit out of girls on the street, or pick them up and run off with them. Some of the stuff I get up to takes a fair bit of calibration. But, for starters, anyone can use silly openers for their own amusement. Here are a few:

“Hey – Can I borrow some skin follicles and a strand of your hair? You’re so fine… I’m gonna clone you girl! Don’t worry, i don’t treat her bad … i won’t fuck her in the ass. unless you’re into that”

“Hey – can you help me? I’m trying to find some girls that are as cute as you guys, but rich. I’m looking for a sugar mommy!”

“Hey… you look just like …  my future ex wife. Shall we just get married and get this over with?”

On a date, I’ll ask a girl “Hey, do you like piggy back rides?” … and no matter what she says, I’ll say “I love ‘em!” and then I’ll jump on her back. (Don’t put your full weight on – just get one leg over, or someone might get hurt!)

Another thing I love doing is creating uncomfortable situations for the amusement of (you guessed it) myself – and for others, too.  Some examples:

I will often demand refunds for things people would never ask for – bad movies, stale muffins, or even some bubble gum that was not to my satisfaction. I will hold up lines, cause a ruckus, and overall make a big scene until I get what I’m after. This is wonderful for keeping fear of “social pressure” at bay. And it makes me piss myself.

I will often accuse people of stealing things – including their own babies/bike’s etc.  It’s a laugh, and always gets a reaction. Often, you can get yourself into fun roleplay situations, and conversations too!

Here’s a good one: I will sometimes bring with me a small vodka bottle and fill it with water.Then, I’ll take it out during inappropriate moments, like when I’m shopping, or meeting new people. Often I’ll say “sorry, I get a bit nervous meeting new people” just before a take a huge gulp. Sometimes, I’ll down the bottle.  Works almost everywhere, and on dates too!  (You might want to tell her it’s water at some point)

A lot of advice dolled about in the community is rubbish – but some of it gold. And one of those golden nuggets is this

“Whatever was fun when you were a kid, is fun now”

That advice is pure 100% absolutely right!  Bring back the child – bring back the fun. ENJOY YOURSELVES! And you’ll attract FUN girls!

I find it best strategy is to keep doing goofy stuff and having fun all the time.  Having fun should be a automatic habit – like brushing your teeth (except, you should do it much more than twice a day!)

Staying in this mindset will insure that you’re always connecting with other like minded people throughout your day.  That’s why I have to FUN right off the top of any interaction. If they aren’t up for it – it’s got nothing to do with me. It’s got to do with them not being connected to their inner child. I feel awfully sorry for these women. Some may never enjoy some of the best things life has got to offer – indlucing sex! They’re the walking dead… and Sasha don’t fuck with zombies!

In conclusion: Don’t focus on the goal. Or, if you like goals…. make your goal to have fun! Enjoy the process of being social. Just get out there and enjoy yourself. Be selfish – give value! The rest will come….

Sasha

Ok, so 2 nights ago there was a little “drinks” thing at my friend’s house I’m staying with.  He only wanted me to invite chix, so I sent out a few texts. I invited this model girl I’d been texting. She always happily replies but never seems to come out.  Gay! However, this other girl I’d went on a date with aaaages ago came out with 2 friends.  One of them was French and pretty cute. Probably about 24-25 with a good body and quite pretty. And she laughed at all my stupid jokes- which was the most important thing.

Anyways I was standing there chatting to the three girls – and this one guy was kinda hovering. I was actually getting a bit bored and wanted to mingle, so I grabbed him and said “hey, you entertain these girls for a while!” and he did so. I looked over a few minutes later and he’s taking to the french girl…. a few minutes after that I got the “dancefloor” (aka living room) started … he drags on there and starts spinning her around and stuff!! Dope!! I found her a bit after that and was like “oh I see how it is: You chat me up, then you’re off dancing with another guy trying to make me jealous… I see how this relationship is going to go!!” .. anyways I get her into the hallway citing less smoke (there was less smoke… and yes, smoking was allowed at the party – GROSS!”) and after a minute or two chatting I just said “wow this sexual tension is killing me – we should just kiss and get it over with” and just didn’t say anything, or move… she just looked at me. So, I went in and we made out. Ooh she’s a good kisser!

I make a joke about making sweet love to her in my friend’s bedroom but people keep going in and out of there…. During a quiet spell she says “oh, were you doing to show me something in there” … jeez – are all french girls like that? Fantastic!!

Anyways there’s no f’ing lock on the door and it would have been terribly rushed etc so I didn’t really go for the lay… but I took her in there and molestered her a bit and made out. Good times!

Shorty after this, her friends gather round us in the hallway and are about to take off.  Then, I feel like 2-3 guys hovering around as I say goodbye and kiss her some more. They just kinda stood around hovering as the girls put their coats on… it was obvious they wanted something.  They really wanted to do SOMEthing – get their numbers or some shit. But they didn’t – they just stood around, twidding their thumbs.  Thing is, I’d have done the same same thing pre game. Jeez.    I’ve come a long way!

Nobody at the party got anywhere, except me and my friend – who made out with this one girl who had fantastic breasts.

Anywho – I text the girl, she texts back and wants to meet up next week.  The next night (last night) we’re surfing thru the content on my buddies hard drive.  He’s got “keys to the vip” and we decide to watch and episode or two for a laugh.

I’m sure you all know what the shows about – 2 guys going head to head with pickup challenges in a club…. And the show is filmed in my hometown of Toronto.

The guys in the show are absolutely terrible. I mean, laughably bad.  No, not laughably bad, cringeworthy. I had a pillow over my face like like a girl watching a horror movie! Their game consisted of

walking up to girls and offering them drinks

coming up to them and telling them a terrible joke

going for the phone number straight away (maybe this was bad editing, in that they just CUT to where the guys ask for the number – I can’t be sure)

the list went on and on. MOST GUYS HAVE ZERO GAME. ZERO

I’m just I’ve written this in a post before, but it’s really hit me in the last couple of days.

If you have EVEN A MODICUM of game – you are WAY ahead of the normal guy.  I think that’s my point here – you don’t need to go and learn shitloads of stuff. Just get the basics down and you should do fine.  Even if you just have the core concepts down -non needyness, adding value, not bein creepy, and maybe just being a little bit socially calibrated … (and you manage to open) then you can destroy most guys out there. (Of course, the naturals will destroy you)… but most guys aren’t naturals, are they?  I wonder what % of guys actually ARE naturals? Anybody ever wonder that? One in ten? One in twenty? Anyone want to hazard a guess?

The above statement is only valid under the pre-condition that you don’t have any massive internal belief issues.  If you’re a normal guy, and you learn just bit of game, you can destroy a normal guy that doesn’t know about game. But, if you have confidence issues or some other inner game issues (and if you’re in the community, there’s a pretty good chance you do!) then you’ll still have less success than quite a few normal guys (but may still have more success than others)

I still find it difficult to digest how just clueless most guys are. I guess being in the community does that to you. But really – if anyone out there wants a little confidence boost – go and watch “Keys to the VIP” and you will have one.  No wonder Cajun got so much PR after being on that show – he had more game than anyone by a huuuge degree.

This was a pointless rant, lol. I feel better tho anyways. Someone messaged me saying I should put up more of my pickups – but I’d put so many of those up in the past, getting some digits don’t me shit anymore so I’m not that excited about it – but I’ll endeavor to stick up some more interactions….

Oh yea – the Hungarian was over a few nights ago… I managed to get her clit in my mouth for a few seconds, but she kept stopping me.  She was saying stuff like “hey, it’s so different that you still called me after I told you we’re never going to have sex” … haha. There’s actually a couple of things I can do here: But I think I’ll stick with just being her friend and letting her come to me for sex when she decides it’s what she wants. That feels the best. Then again, I may try and get her really horny and sleep with her.  We’ll see … part of me wants to cut her off but…… that would be kinda gay….

I can just have her as a female friend I semi molest. Haha. That’s fine.

That, or I’ll get my dick out next time we’re fooling around. Definitely one of those two

hehe

So, the 18 year old came over the other night. Long story short, she was being dodgy and not letting me escalate, and by the end she was tongin me pretty good. I guess it was LMR – but not really. She feels bad cuz she said “yes” to her ex saying he wants them to go away together in the summer etc, even tho they’re meant to be broken up. Maybe they’re not broken up but she told me they are. I’m not actually sure, I’ll ask her.

I could have pushed thru it, but I actually like this girl and I want it to be 100% mutual, not be “changing her mind” … it’s just not sexy for me to do that shit. Unless I just want to fuck a girl once, then I can bear it. But not with her. It’s kind of immoral, if you think about it. If there is any kind of connection there shouldn’t really be LMR. maybe token LMR… but she really didn’t want to do it, though her logic was retared. she said “i’ll have to tell him i slept with someone else, and he won’t look at me the same way again” … so what, she’s going to hold out till the summer? good luck with that.

Anyways, I knew that Hbkinky wanted to hook up… so I let Hbbulgarian get her last train, texted hbkinky and she came over. It was funny, i was actually texting hbhungarian while my head was in hbhungarians lap with her stroking my hair… then it seemed that i might lay hbhungarian so i was texting the other one saying “i’m in a meeting that’s going long – don’t leave yet, i’ll text you!”

the worst thing would have been, that hbhungarian would have missed her train or decided to come back once the other girl was on her way over. that would have been bad, really bad. probably a dangerous game i was playing but it worked out

So, hbkinky came round and gave me some of the best head i’d had in a while. i fingered her and she came in about 90 seconds. easy peasy. i was exhausted and we fell aslepp before getting to the main course

then, she flatmate comes home at noon the next day. she found the place in a state, flipped out and chucked me out… i’m now suddenly homeless and stayin mate in north london

Tell you what, you know you’re friend’s got  a drinking problem when you arrive at his house and think to yourself “shit, i should have brought a light bulb”

Sigh. And there’s fleas on the couch.

Sigh. Anyone want to take in a pua ? I’ll do the dishes…rub your feets…. teach you game… lol

Seeing Bulgarian Sat, but gotta get rid of her early for a house party. Can’t close anyways so I guess i will just tease her and leave it.. hehe…

Yesterday I was in Covent Garden with a coupe of guys, and I opened this one girl that was near us… she was super friendly so I brought her over to meet the guys. Anyways as I took a closer look, I realized I wasn’t really attracted to her.  She was very fun to talk to, and had a pretty descent body, but she looked around 34 (claimed she was 29) and I just wasn’t attracted to her.  But, the more we talked the more fun I had… so I gave her my card and left it at that. She texts me like 10 mins later. This girl has some of the sickest text game ever – she’s literally gamed me into wanted to fuck her, same day I met her. Note: We’d joked about how she approaches men she likes, and i was open about how I do things, etc. I’d like thrown her about and bitten her, but just kinda having fun. Also, I had my pet fluffy rat out with me.  Check out these texts…. Note: Sometimes one of us will send multiple texts in a row so keep track of the names.

Hbkinky “miss your rat, he’s kinda cute – Hbkinky (your twin in competitions) p.s I could SO! Beat you in getting numbers from random strangers

Sasha “Ha you wish.”

Sasha “we should test that”

Hbkinky “Ohhh! do not test me! I don’t want to make you look silly and jealous! Hmmm … let’s do it! x

Sasha “oh it’s on bitch”

Hbkinky “Name the time and place bitch!

Sasha “let’s film it this coming week”

Hbkinky “As porn? ”

Sasha “haha now we’re talking! U my kinda girl….”

Hbkinky “I knew that when you approached me, as I should’ve approached you! I like people like me. Is that narcissistic? Oh! I’m funnier than you too!”

Sasha “Dream on byatch. Funnier looking doesn’t count”

Hbkinky “You’re the one whom approached me! I walked past you beatch!”

Sasha “I felt bad for you. It was a pity approach”

Hbkinky “I don’t need your sympathy. I need your ass! Or rather should I say want!

Hbkinky “What kind of a comedian makes a lady cry into her coffee? you owe me an extra orgasm now!

Hbkinky “By the way don’t think just because your name starts with A you’re at the top of my list!

After that I get her to come meet me and the guys to hang out.

That night, she tried to send a multimedia message to my phone – it doesn’t work so I text asking her what it was and she explains it’s some montage of her. Then she keeps escalating me via text.

Hbkinky 11.36pm “I couldn’t help but think of you as I un dressed for my bath as your beautiful teeth have marked my neck! You’re my kinda guy! You’re shockingly intuitive! The kisses, bites, slaps, choking and general power play…”

It would take too long to type up all her filth, but here’s a couple of the messages

“You are a comedian! Any woman who’d say no to sex with you is not a sane woman! *kisses*

“I’m just wondering whether you prefer them face down when you force fuck them or if you prefer looking straight into their eyes”

“would you like me to submit to you?

“I Loved the fact that you marked my neck today on the first day we emt. It’s a sexy reminder of you. I want one every time we meet. I love being bitten. I love my neck being bitten, sucked, and kissed. I my inner arms and wrists being sucked hard! I love the sensuality of vampiric erotica. Bloos is sexy. (note: I practise safe sex, etc)

“I’ve been tortured by my desire to feel you deep inside me since I first looked into your beautifully seductive eyes. I would love to get on my knees and before you and beg for you to fuck me pussy and ass, as you force fuck my mouth as you pull my hair tight around your fist…”:

This woman is literally teaching me text game escalation. How good is that? It’s so interesting – I honestly wasn’t into her… but she got me hard with her texts and now, I want to fuck her brains out. Even tho I know I’m not really attracted to her. What the fuck? She turned my mind on. Is this shit actually possible with text game? Of course it is. This girls make me realize, I gotta work on my text game, this girl is WAY better than me at it! lol!!

It kind of turns me on – the idea of being seduced by this girl i’m not physically attracted to. Also, it’s interesting but – it feels good and turns me on that she’s so into me.  That’s hot. I could really learn a lot from this girl…. plus she’s cool. I want to keep her around for sure…. I just don’t know if I can get her into the friend zone. I don’t think my game is strong enough to keep her from sleeping with me! haha…

That may also be responsible for how awesome I feel – I’ll find out when I go back to sleeping on my bed. Either way – this should highlight the importance of good sleeping habits. I mean, I never really gave it much thought … but I feel SO much better now. And I’m being more productive… and my sets are going WAY better. The girls I’ve got going on this week are fucking really hot. Like, holy shit.   Basically I stopped seeing most of the ones I had going on – 2 were boring, and one (hbdancer) disappeared (I think she moved to Australia actually) … we only called each other for sex, so I wasn’t really keeping track of wtf was going on.

Anyways – so the last couple of weeks I’ve gotten thru with the 23 year old indie girl I’d picked up. She’s kinda insane, and… well, weird frankly.  Amazing body, but – that’s about it really. So fuck that noise. I’m done that with!!

Right now, I got some serious shit going on. Last night, I went on a date with this 24 year old girl from Hong Kong. I’ll call her HBHK.  HBHK is a 9 on the hot scale. Like – seriously hot. She’s gorgeous, and her body equally amazing. She’s got a rock hard stomach… just hot all over. She runs/swims at the gym 6 times a week.  She’s got a really fun personality, and LOVEs me. Like, she’s laughing all the time and I’m just being my goofy ass self.  Much the same as hbbulgarian (which I’ll get to in a minute)

So, I picked her up last week in russel square. She was just walking… me, Natural dave, and Cajun were just just leaving this restaurant and were going to walk back to my house…. And I spotted her. I go over and did a fairly lame approach…. Just told he she was cute and that I wanted to meet her. Anyways, we vibed for maybe 5 mins tops and then the lads walk over. I shoo them off, and get her number.  All I can say was, she came off as SUPER friendly and fun… and it felt like she’s want to meetup but I make no assumptions.  She was responsive to texts, but said she could only meeting up the following weekend on Sunday. I said that was cool… then I sent her a couple of bantery text in the week, just to keep her interested. Sunday around noon I texted saying that I’d call her around 6 when I was free…. Then we ended up meeting around 6.30. We had an awesome time. I mean, we only went for a coffee but…. We played the questions game for a long while. I found out this she’s got kind of a metal heart.  Doesn’t do boyfriends, ever.  Has never been in love.  She even said that she never finds guys “attractive” initially – that guys grow on her.  I did some jokes kiss moves on her but she dodged ‘em. Haha.

It’s interesting that you can really pick up on how much you can get away with on a date – and with this girl it was not much at all. But, as I’ve learned, there’s no point trying to escalate if all it’s going to accomplish is to weird her out so you never see her again. So I just played it cool. Still, I managed to get her back to my house and chill with her there for a couple of hours.  She left mine at 11 so we’d spend 4.5 hours together.  Even still, I could tell she’s into me and that I’d be seeing her again (well, 85% chance)

I think I’m finally starting to calibrate my escalation on dates. Like before it was push push push, and now I’ve just relaxed it to where I can judge how far I should push.  This is good.

Anywho: Hbbulgarian is coming round tonight! Wahoo.  What can I say? I’ve been taking it easy and she’s very into me so…… tonight will probably be the night. But, it doesn’t have to be. She’s still hurt about her ex BF – and I’ve told her there’s no pressure and that it’s all good no matter what – so I will continue in that vein. I suspect a cuddle, and a backrub is all it’s going to take to escalate the situation. I really enjoy her company, so it’s going to be a great night no matter what.

So I’m standing in the Argos at 11am and I’m excited. I’m buying my first ever beard trimmer. Influence of Yad.

I get a phone call.

“Hello?”

“Hey buddy what’s going on”

“Cajun?”

“Yea I’m at the airport, what station do you live at again?”

“Dude I thought you were coming MARCH 14^th”

“No, I fucking told you, it’s Feb 14th”

“This works out better. Sweet, come over , I live at……”

I totally didn’t realize he was coming on Feb 14^th – It’s good though – My flatmate is out of town… so it’s just me and natural Dave at Sasha house.

I got over on the son of a bitch him as soon as he came in. I told him to call me when he got to the tube station by my house.  I spotted him as he was coming out of the station, and I managed to sneak up right behind him as he was calling me. I waited till he rang me and my phone was ringing. Then I yelled “Hang up the phone, ya douche!!” Nice.

He turns around. My first thought was – this guy looks like a heroin laden jesus who hasn’t slept in a couple of months.  Nice.

We fuck about for the first two days doing jack shit. HE’s sick, Natural Dave is sick. All we do is buy food, eat, sleep, and surf the net. Oh, also we watched “slingblade” which was cool.  Some giggles were had when the female reatard comes into the shop to give him flowers. We were like “IOI!” …. “qualification!” … “rapport seekin!”

I said to Cajun it’s funny how you totally see movies in a different light post game. Like no movies is the same now as it was before I really learned this shit. I’d imagine the difference is as big as living after you’ve been turned into a vampire compared to life before. Pretty big.

Tard rapport seeking is the best. “I like flowers” …. “I like flowers too. I’ve always liked the way they smell” …. And then they fuck. Simple, and to the point.

Today, we went to the strip club near my place, with Mr M.  AT one point, the Russian stripper walks by. I open her and she stops and starts talking to me. Cajun immediately comments on her shiny dress and sucks her into a conversation. Suddenly, I feel like I’m interrupting my own set.

CAJUN STOLE MY STRIPPER SET !

That’s right. What the fuck? There’s strippers everyone. Fuckin everyone. The first one I talk to, he gets in there. What’s that about? I gave him a thorough grilling and he came up with the following excuses

“She had a shiny dress”

Followed by

“I was talking about you the whole time”

I bring this guy into the game, feed him, put him up on my couch. And what thanks do I get? He steals my stripper set!

Turns out she was boring as shit – so he’d done me a favor!

After there were these 2 chicks coming out of the strip club.  One was pretty hot and very drunk, the other was chubbier and not as drunk.  So, I’m talking to the hot one and she’s leathered, and aggressive. She’s talking about how awesome and funny she is, without actually being funny. Ugh.  I kept making really inappropriate comments about rape and about how hard I’m getting at all the filth coming out of her mouth. Some examples of the shit that came out of my mouth

“you’re goin to have to carry me up those stairs, I’m way too hard to walk”

“Cajun, you wanna kill these girls before or after the raping?”

“You want the fat one, or the drunk one? Ok, let’s draw straws for the chubbie”

That wasn’t the worst of it, but I can’t be bothered remembering all the gold.

He seemed pretty gung ho about the set and  I felt like I was going to be a party pooper when I was I wasn’t down. He reveals he was just winging me. Thank god.

After at mine, I tell Cajun we should do an audio interview after my comedy show. He says “when is it?” and I say “845” and he says “In the morning?” … I says “yea, in the morning, you douche” and we laughed.    It’s amazing he ever won that show. Oh wait, he was up against his cousin – so uhhh yeah. hehe

Oh: I also went on a date with Hbbulgarian today. It went well. I took her to this spiritual event thingy in a church. We meditated for a bit, and then we tried to read people’s lives by staring into their flower. That part was pretty gay – but I got to talk to this 50 something year old woman who’d been married to a drunk asshole who hit her for 17 years. Nice.  We talked about how she should have left her. She cited the kids. I cited the alchol, physical and emotional abuse. But hey….. to each their own.

Everyone out there – careful who you marry, huh? And if you fuck up – leave. Don’t stick around if you’re not happy. I felt bad for this woman. It’s over for her, and she was unhappy from ages 24 to like 52. Ouch. That’s some fucked up shit.

Anyways, my date went great.  I handled it very well. This girl likes me quite a bit. She loves how I crack her up- she really laughs at all my sillyness.  Couple of tense moments

She kept asking my age. I kept saying it’s way more fun to have her suffer and not know. Haha. This goes well with my teasing frame so I got away with it. She’s got me pinned to somewhere between 25-30. She actually wouldn’t care, It’s fun actually winding her up.

She asked me why I approached her (actually at my party) but we ended up talking about something else

She asked me how many girls I’d been with. I said A gentleman never tells – and that I wouldn’t ask her that (I would)

She said, “ok ok, how many times have you been in love?” and I told her all about it.

During tea after the flower reading, she asked “is this a date? You called it a date when you spoke to the group before”

I said (and this is gold) … “I don’t do dates. I just enjoy hanging around quality people. Whatever happens, happns……”

Nice. I think that’s what she wanted to hear. I know she likes me, but she’s always getting pressure I think from douche bag guys around her…. And this totally relieved that.

At the end, we were hugging lots and I kissed her forhead and check. That’s right! Hug close! Lol

I like this girl. I actually felt no need to escalate whatsoever.  I realize this may be where I’ve been going wrong this last while. Trying to lay everyone as fast as possible. WTF? That’s not normal.  So I’m just gonna take it easy. Cajun said I shoulda planted one on her lips without tongue – but I was happy with everything as it was. She knows what’s going on.

I Magician I once knew told me ages ago that calibration was actually the key to everything – that everything should feel natural….. it’s about time I remembered that.

My crush on the letter writer is waning. I guess meeting someone else I like was the cure. This goes to show you that a lot of the time when you have a big ass crush on someone – not having any other options is a big part of it.  This would suggest that the cure for one of these big crushes is in fact – getting your ass out there.

BOOM !

That’s it for now. Look out for my interview with the C man on here in a couple of days.

Oh man. I hope Cajun’s a douchebag tomorrow. I love making fun of my friends. It’s funny, the douchey he is the more I love him… how strange…

I may end up having sex with him before he leaves town…

Sheeeeeeet ….

She offered her facebook and I didn’t argue (or use any of my patented SashaPua “number close routines”) lol…. Anyways turns out the store was closed and she had time to kill, so she’d just walked around that night. FUUUCCKKKKKK. That chat went so well – I think I’d have had a real chance to close that night. IT would have been really fun, anyways. But, she came out tonight and we had a good time. All my friends were staring at her. PUA’s just can’t help themselves, can they? It’s funny but I’m the same way when another guy’s got a hot girl around.

Sigh. We’re animals.

Anyways – these other two girls showed up that I’d JUST picked up on the way to the party.   I used my standard stuff which worked a real treat. They were sitting in a restaurant, I rolled up and was like “hey… I just had to say – you guys are THE cutest couple I have EVER seen!” and they were all giggles. Fluff for 60 seconds and I get the hot one’s number and tell them to join us. An hour later she texts saying she’s in the bar. Cool!  Fuck it was nuts. I’m with 2 of my smoothest met’s – Tais from Copenhagen and Natural Dave. Both these guys are legends in their own right. At one point, dave had both this girl (and her friend) massaging him… and before they arrived he was just staring at hbbulgarian.  Anyways – the two new girls (I’ll call the hot one HBlawyer) were alright. The lawyer was definitely flirting with me, but she seemed quite flirty with Dave as well. She was kind of straight forward about being interested in me. Funny, that’s so rare it almost caught me off guard. She asked me 3 times to invite her out to my comedy show and I said I would.  She was cute – but I wasn’t too interested so I didn’t mind dave going for it. I’m much more into hbhungarian.

Tell you what though – it ain’t easy watching another pua (especially a mate) game your girl. Sure, he says “he was talking to her” but it looked like game where I was sitting from. “Uh dude, what about the high gives… and the time you spun her around? That’s just normal everyday conversational stuff, is it?”

Yeahhhh

Even after all this time and this huge journey I’ve been on – I still feel a bit insecure watching someone game a girl that I like. I mean, I’ve got other girls around and I meet more every day. But….. well I really do like her. And it’s a pride thing I guess.  I know they ain’t gonna do a shit. And if they did, that would be a pretty fun indicator of their friendship. So, I’m happy to let anyone around me try whatever they want. Still tho – it doesn’t reflect well on man. Or humanity.

Sooooo… she has to run off but gives me a big hug and tells me to call her. It tell her I still don’t have her number… she says “if you behave next time, I might have to give it to you!” haha… cheecky. She was super late for her train so I shoo’ed her off and away she went.

Then, we went to old street. It was 1.30am by the time we got there and most of the bars weren’t letting people in. we blagged our way into this random party with germans wearing funny outfits.  Don’t ask.  No available cuties though so we split. Outside I approach this voluptuous redhead.  She’s very cool and seemingly into me. Me and tais take her to this bar and we get in. we scope the joint and not a lot going on. He fucks off immediately after this one cute irish girl. when that fails he comes back and says “can I have the red head?” … at this point I’d realized she was a bit bigger than what I really go for so I said it was OK. Bit cheecky of him I thought – scopin the place out for hotter girls, then asking me if he can have my target. But honestly – the attraction wasn’t there for me, though she was giving me ioi’s.  So, naturally Tais makes out with her but is unable to close. I basically flirted with this hot Tai girl who was there with a gay guy and a couple of friends. She asked me “are you single?” and I said “A gentleman never tells” … to which she replied “nah, a player never tells” …. Wahahah. Well put. She was very nice indeed but I found out she had a man. I accused her of being a terrible flirt and she agreed. Was fun anyways.

So, eventually we get the bus back into the west end.  My oyster was empty, and Tais didn’t have one – but I blagged us on the bus. I’m terrible.

Once in town, we go into subway. I point out one girl in the line has a descent body and tais pokes her. Her face is.. pretty bad. And she’s absolutely trashed. Like, I’m talking, totally 100% trashed.  He sits with her and eventually is making out with her as I chatted with one Russian girl, and then as I tried it on with a barely legal girl in her pajamas. (Don’t ask)

I try pull Tais outta there but realize it’s futile. I tell him to ring me later so I can let him into the flat. He’s rings me even before I’m half way home.

“Can I use your bed tonight?” he asks with the hammered chick in the background.

“For her?” I reply “Fuck no. she’s not even hot. Plus, that was my set, you douchebag”

Fuck that. Is it wrong to turn him down based on the girls looks? I don’t care. She was a)ugly and b) hammered. That, and I like sleeping in my bed, thankyouverymuch.

Fucking guy tells me he needs it. He hasn’t been laid in 4 days.

4 days. And he’s got around half a dozen girls going in Copenhagen. I don’t fucking think so.

Anyways, so here I am. In my bed alone. And I’m cool with that. Becauuuuuse…

I also picked up an amazingly hot and friendly Chinese girl today who’s been texting me. And, the irish girl from the street the other day has been texting me too. So – it’s all good. And all 3 of these girls are very, very cute. Grrrrrrrrr

It’s all good in the hood! There’s always tomorrow night. Shit, it’s valentines day. That should be a good day, actually….

Things learned: PUA’s are assholes and put women before everything else. Not only that, they can’t help themselves oogling and ogling when a hot girl is around. Even if it’s their friends. I feel like a douche, cuz I do this shit too.

Pua’s are weirdo. Dave’s not even a PUA so I guess…. Men are weirdo’s.

Or – women make us weird.

Or, we make ourselves weird because of women.

Hmm….