Sept 04th Just finished day 1 of a 10 day bootcamp. Holy crap, that was fun! Both guys were doing really well so that was cool.  I made them do some fucking funny pranks, including the peanut assassination one. This is where you convince the person that you’re buying peanuts to poison your boss. She [...]

Sept 2nd So, I used to do a bunch of PC muscle excercises. I’m fairly good at non-ejaculation at this point… so I just do ‘em occasionally. But, for some reason, this last month I’ve ALWAys been doing them when I piss. I just stop and go at least 5 times during a piss. I [...]

Aug 31st Festival is over! Could have pumped this little hottie on satuday, but I didn’t. Essentially it came down to either going on a ghost tour, or having sex. I chose the ghost tour! Haha…. I’ll explain. I met this girl whilst flyering. Flirted with her and she seemed up for it. I made [...]

Hanger on girls So, something I’ve noticed in the last couple of weeks. I’ve met a couple of girls who obviously want to sleep with me, but they won’t fuck me. But they’ll keep coming up to me whenever they see me and tryin to talk to me. I’ll use this one girl as an [...]

Aug 24th Alright alright, I know I’ve not been blogging but it’s fucking near impossible. I’m flyering every day, trying to catch shows, and doing my comedy show each night. Let me think what’s happened: About 10 days ago, I made out with one older hottie (30) but it was clear she was emotionally unstable. [...]

Have done a series of Shows at the fringe festival in Edinburgh. It’s a great time. I’m doing a show that’s based on pickup – so it’s a bit weird. I run around hitting on girls during the day while flyering, then I teach the guys in the audience how to pick up girls at [...]

Aug 05 Alright. I know. I haven’t been blogging recently. But, a lot of shit has been going on. A lot of shit. I’ve been busy running bootcamps mainly, plus I’m organizing a major event, plus comedy…….arghhhhh. I made out with a German girl on the street 2 days ago. We’d made eye contact, I [...]

Site went down. I’m waiting for my dude to fix it, but here’s a blog entry to entertain you guys, even tho it will magically dissapear when he puts the backup back up! The internet is gay sometimes Aug 1 Recently I’ve also been pondering if really I identify with the whole PUA culture anymore. [...]

July 26th Yesterday I gayed out on my first hot set. I’m on my bike, and these 2 smokin’ hotties are just walking by. Just deeeeeeeeelicious.  I’ve got the perfect thing to say in my head…. But I’m anxious to get into town and I don’t open. GAyyyyynesssssssssss ….. of course, about 3 minutes later [...]

July 8th Ah fuck.  The Sasha Harem is falling apart!! So, the Bulgarian has gone back home for the summer…. Where she’s going to (attempt) to break up with her bf. She says she can’t wait to see me in Oct when she gets back – but we’ll see what happens. I’ll miss her! Now, [...]