Had my birthday party. Few friends came… including this really cute Bulgarian girl I’d met a couple days back. This is the one that was on her way to the book shop that was closing – who told me the story about the guy who offered her 300 pounds for a date and “something after” …
She offered her facebook and I didn’t argue (or use any of my patented SashaPua “number close routines”) lol…. Anyways turns out the store was closed and she had time to kill, so she’d just walked around that night. FUUUCCKKKKKK. That chat went so well – I think I’d have had a real chance to close that night. IT would have been really fun, anyways. But, she came out tonight and we had a good time. All my friends were staring at her. PUA’s just can’t help themselves, can they? It’s funny but I’m the same way when another guy’s got a hot girl around.
Sigh. We’re animals.
Anyways – these other two girls showed up that I’d JUST picked up on the way to the party. I used my standard stuff which worked a real treat. They were sitting in a restaurant, I rolled up and was like “hey… I just had to say – you guys are THE cutest couple I have EVER seen!” and they were all giggles. Fluff for 60 seconds and I get the hot one’s number and tell them to join us. An hour later she texts saying she’s in the bar. Cool! Fuck it was nuts. I’m with 2 of my smoothest met’s – Tais from Copenhagen and Natural Dave. Both these guys are legends in their own right. At one point, dave had both this girl (and her friend) massaging him… and before they arrived he was just staring at hbbulgarian. Anyways – the two new girls (I’ll call the hot one HBlawyer) were alright. The lawyer was definitely flirting with me, but she seemed quite flirty with Dave as well. She was kind of straight forward about being interested in me. Funny, that’s so rare it almost caught me off guard. She asked me 3 times to invite her out to my comedy show and I said I would. She was cute – but I wasn’t too interested so I didn’t mind dave going for it. I’m much more into hbhungarian.
Tell you what though – it ain’t easy watching another pua (especially a mate) game your girl. Sure, he says “he was talking to her” but it looked like game where I was sitting from. “Uh dude, what about the high gives… and the time you spun her around? That’s just normal everyday conversational stuff, is it?”
Yeahhhh
Even after all this time and this huge journey I’ve been on – I still feel a bit insecure watching someone game a girl that I like. I mean, I’ve got other girls around and I meet more every day. But….. well I really do like her. And it’s a pride thing I guess. I know they ain’t gonna do a shit. And if they did, that would be a pretty fun indicator of their friendship. So, I’m happy to let anyone around me try whatever they want. Still tho – it doesn’t reflect well on man. Or humanity.
Sooooo… she has to run off but gives me a big hug and tells me to call her. It tell her I still don’t have her number… she says “if you behave next time, I might have to give it to you!” haha… cheecky. She was super late for her train so I shoo’ed her off and away she went.
Then, we went to old street. It was 1.30am by the time we got there and most of the bars weren’t letting people in. we blagged our way into this random party with germans wearing funny outfits. Don’t ask. No available cuties though so we split. Outside I approach this voluptuous redhead. She’s very cool and seemingly into me. Me and tais take her to this bar and we get in. we scope the joint and not a lot going on. He fucks off immediately after this one cute irish girl. when that fails he comes back and says “can I have the red head?” … at this point I’d realized she was a bit bigger than what I really go for so I said it was OK. Bit cheecky of him I thought – scopin the place out for hotter girls, then asking me if he can have my target. But honestly – the attraction wasn’t there for me, though she was giving me ioi’s. So, naturally Tais makes out with her but is unable to close. I basically flirted with this hot Tai girl who was there with a gay guy and a couple of friends. She asked me “are you single?” and I said “A gentleman never tells” … to which she replied “nah, a player never tells” …. Wahahah. Well put. She was very nice indeed but I found out she had a man. I accused her of being a terrible flirt and she agreed. Was fun anyways.
So, eventually we get the bus back into the west end. My oyster was empty, and Tais didn’t have one – but I blagged us on the bus. I’m terrible.
Once in town, we go into subway. I point out one girl in the line has a descent body and tais pokes her. Her face is.. pretty bad. And she’s absolutely trashed. Like, I’m talking, totally 100% trashed. He sits with her and eventually is making out with her as I chatted with one Russian girl, and then as I tried it on with a barely legal girl in her pajamas. (Don’t ask)
I try pull Tais outta there but realize it’s futile. I tell him to ring me later so I can let him into the flat. He’s rings me even before I’m half way home.
“Can I use your bed tonight?” he asks with the hammered chick in the background.
“For her?” I reply “Fuck no. she’s not even hot. Plus, that was my set, you douchebag”
Fuck that. Is it wrong to turn him down based on the girls looks? I don’t care. She was a)ugly and b) hammered. That, and I like sleeping in my bed, thankyouverymuch.
Fucking guy tells me he needs it. He hasn’t been laid in 4 days.
4 days. And he’s got around half a dozen girls going in Copenhagen. I don’t fucking think so.
Anyways, so here I am. In my bed alone. And I’m cool with that. Becauuuuuse…
I also picked up an amazingly hot and friendly Chinese girl today who’s been texting me. And, the irish girl from the street the other day has been texting me too. So – it’s all good. And all 3 of these girls are very, very cute. Grrrrrrrrr
It’s all good in the hood! There’s always tomorrow night. Shit, it’s valentines day. That should be a good day, actually….
Things learned: PUA’s are assholes and put women before everything else. Not only that, they can’t help themselves oogling and ogling when a hot girl is around. Even if it’s their friends. I feel like a douche, cuz I do this shit too.
Pua’s are weirdo. Dave’s not even a PUA so I guess…. Men are weirdo’s.
Or – women make us weird.
Or, we make ourselves weird because of women.
Hmm….