(Post from last night)
Just got back from this club, I had a blast. I hate clubs, with a passion. I guess it was the good music. And I knew some people there. And the people were pretty cool. No wanky types. Most importantly I think I had fun because I was in a good mood and just went to have fun. I actually didn’t care about meeting girls at all – I meet enough girls just normally walking around doing by thing. You know? I actually thought before going out “I actually don’t want to meet any more girls” hahaha… of course I spoke to every cutie in the venue. I’m still not that aggressive in clubs. I just flirt but…. I didn’t actually try and close. I think with this one girl, I should have definitely said “let’s get out of here” … but it just sounds so cliché. Aah whatever. It was good fun. Ah I did this one thing that was cute: I came up to these 2 girls on the dance floor and I just said
“Hey are you sure you guys are in the right club?”
They said “huh?”
I said “There’s like no cute girls in this club – at all. I think maybe you guys are lost”
Easy as! I flirted heavily with one skinny ass girl with a partially shaved head (she was cute and fiesty) and this other Puerta Rican chick. The PUerta Rican was flirting with my friends too…. And was just in town till Friday. I think I just had to say “Come on let’s go” and that would have been that. I didn’t really care enough… but I wonder…
Oh there were a couple of funny moments: Once girl I walked up to as she was dancing with her friend – and I said to the friend “hey can you tell your friend to stop eyeing me up!” … I turn away, and then my target is like “did you say I’m checking you out” and I’m like “uhhhhh yea it was really obvious – I’m not a piece of meat you know. I’m a human being” and she was like “I wasn’t checking you out at all” (bitchy face) …
She didn’t get it at all. AT ALL. And it was hilarious.
Also: this one girl who liked me plenty – I got her number just as I was leaving as her friend and my friend watched. Then I grabbed her head and went for a “comedy kiss” and she was like “OWW MY MOUTH!” and just stood there face down in pain, holding her mouth – we me saying “are you ok? Uhhh this is awkward” … I still don’t know what happened. No idea. I think she had a damaged mouth or something. Weird.
Oh I also dry humped another friend of mine on the couch. That was fun. And there was some ball grabbing. Oh – I got my willie out for a second too. Uh oh – I’ve stolen Yad’s move. LOL. But nobody saw, except for one awkward guy who seemed slightly shocked.
Oh man that was fun. Haha.