Funny pick up lines
Sasha’s best funny pick up lines
As you know, pick up lines are gay. They have become like this massive cliché. Do guys actually use funny pickup lines for real? Sure – but the problem with most pickup lines is that they aren’t original and/or funny pickup lines. They’re just cheese.
Well, if you’re using those kind of pick up lines – you can forget about it! Women will think you’re a douche. You’re going to get your ass laughed at. And you’re going to go home alone! Not good.
However, if you had some original funny pick up lines in your aresenal – those could be pretty awesome. As you all know, opening is a strength of mine. You might say, when it comes to funny pick up lines – daddy Sasha is a bit of an expert.
On that note:
Sasha’s top funny pick up lines!!
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1) Excuse me – I just had to tell you, you are the second cutest girl I have ever seen!
2) Hey – I think you owe me an apology! You made me run all way over here to tell you how cute I think you look. First of all, you interrupted my conversation with my friend. That, and I’m allergic to running – where’s my apology girl?
3) OMG – you’re so hot, you made me shit my pants! You owe me $4 for new underwear!
4) If a girl smiles at you: “Hey, was that smile for me, or were you thinking of fluffy bunnies?”
5) Clone opener: Sasha “Hey, you’re awesome. Can I get a hair sample and some skin follicles? ”I’m going to clone you. You are so awesome – I want one of you all for myself, Haha!” (optional) “I promise not to fuck your clone in the ass or anything. Unless you’re into that. Then I will! :P
6) Excuse me – I’m looking for a girl that looks like you, but that’s RICH. I really need a sugar mommy to buy me pretty shiny things. Any idea where I could find a girl like that?
7) ipod opener: “Hey – what are you listening to? I’m soooooooo bored of my tunes. They’re killing me!! Let me hear what you’re playing!! It better not be spice girls or you’re in big trouble!
8) For two girls: “Oh my god! You guys are like the CUTEST couple I have EVER seen!
9) Group of girls “Hey – now this is my kinda party. I volunteer to be your exclusive manslave. Do with me what you will!!
10) Excuse me….. can you help me? I’m looking for…….. the woman of my dreams. She’s about this tall, wearing a blah blah (describe the girl you’re talking to!)
BONUS funny pick up lines
11) Hi – I don’t want to be weird or anything, but…. (stare) …. YOU LOOK AMAZING! I just HAd to come meet you! (Credit – Ace_Pua)
12) DAMN, baby! YOU SO FINE, I’D DRINK YOUR BATHWATER WITH A STRAW!!! That’s right – no top 10 funny pick up lines list would be funny without at least one from the fresh prince!
There they were – my top 10 funny pick up lines!!
Enjoy ‘em – they work! And post your comments!!
Sasha
May 17, 2010 at 4:51 am
LOL number 5 7 and 9 are fucking golden
May 20, 2010 at 11:59 pm
These lines are awesome – and I think you should move this post to your article section so that they do not get lost! ;-)
May 28, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Just reading these makes me laugh. Can’t wait to try them out. No matter what the outcome is I know I’m going to have fun delivering them.